The Knap, Summer ‘76

Kath Wheeler gives us the insight on Cardiff teen sophistication

I remember the Long Hot Summer of 1976. The last rain was sometime in April, and we girls spent most lunchtimes out on the top field at school, sunbathing. Sleeves rolled up, blouses knotted at the waist and tucked into our bra’s, socks rolled down and skirts daringly mid-thigh, all of us in our little group duly anointed and smelling strongly of the olive oil and lemon juice salad dressing Julie had a sudden passion for. I was 13. By the time we finally broke up from school for the summer holiday, we were convinced the freak weather was sure to end any day.

Dried reservoir bedPeople were by now being urged to conserve water by any means possible, housebrick in the toilet cistern, watering the garden if essential with water saved from washing up and bathing, which should be done with a friend. Or as in our house, one after another in 2 inches of water until arguments broke out along the lines of ‘I’m not going in after …’ . Reservoirs were drying up, people walking on the cracked mud which should have been under several feet of water.

The Knap pool at www.welshman.co.ukI’m pretty sure they opened the pool early that year, I do know that we started going down on the bus straight from school, a distance of about 5 miles between school and the Baths. The Knap Lido swimming pool, bigger than Olympic sized, was an open-air pool on the headland between Watchtower Bay and Pebble Beach in Barry. There’s a Facebook group now The Royal Knap Lido Rememberance Club. The invading hordes that came every summer could keep The Island, The Baths, or ‘Bars’, as it was known to the cognoscente, was ours.

We queued for ages for our season tickets, the shuffling, excited mass of kids, teenagers, and the occasional parent stretching back through the park, alongside the harp-shaped boating lake, with its swans and always a few rowers whose performance was studied and criticised, with the odd helpful and polite suggestion to improve technique being shouted to the more inept. Well, they were grockles. The local lads put in a great deal of practice, as rowing on the Knap boating lake was almost a courtship display; muscles, strength, and general aesthetic appeal noted by a discerning audience.

Toward the end of summer, after the parade of floats and jazzbands, there used to be a raft race which took part mostly on, not in, the lake. It was made up of the most bizarre looking craft and crew in that lake, one lap around and sometimes less than half making it all the way before capsizing. Ah, the prized season ticket you’d been doing odd jobs to earn the money for, baby-sitting, running errands, you were nobody without one! For 50p, you could bypass the sweating queue to pay, and join the much shorter queue who merely waved the treasured ticket to an attendant at the gate, as many times as you liked for the whole season, usually June till September. 50p was 50p in those days, let me tell you!

making cut-off jeansWe couldn’t wait to be free, and we’d be there as soon as they opened, clutching towel, swimsuits and bum-smackers as we called the cut off jeans we painstakingly frayed and patched with embroidered patches. I had a huge apple made of sequins on the back pocket of mine. Also in the bag was enough food and drink to last us until they had to practically come in after us to get us out of the water at 7 o’clock. Crisps, but no pop for me, I preferred a flask of tea. I usually had a book with me, and often a small transistor radio. Whenever I hear The Boys are Back in Town, or Seasons in the Sun, I can almost hear the distant shrieks and splashes, smell chlorine and suntan lotion, and feel the roughness of the towel over the slab paving beneath me while the sun blazed down.

Position was important, too. On one side were the chalet community, an elite group who sat on folding chairs on the grass! Too close to the changing rooms – actually a crescent shaped double row of precast concrete cubicles, with bench along the back, and wooden saloon doors opening to the space between, and flat low roofs that the boys used to run along until shouted down – and you were a close enough target for them to flick at you with rolled towels. Too close to the pool, and you’d be trampled all day and your stuff kicked about when you left it, belongings innocently tucked under the towel, when you went in the water. Finding a prime spot in between was one of the reasons for coming so early.

The diving boards at the end were closed off when it was windy, otherwise there was a constant parade of yet more local lads, who had more competition here than at rowing, of both sexes. Personally, I wouldn’t go near them, although I wore the bum-smackers which were meant as protection from the infamous Bomb – jumping in from top board with knees clasped tight. I used to watch though, course I did. The peg-legs, and bombs, and even the practiced grace of the odd clean dive. The participants would often announce what their next would be, egged on by their friends and watched openly or shyly by the crowd below.

My friend was a much better swimmer than I, and I wouldn’t go in if the water was too cold, but that year, I have a vivid memory of a line of about six of us, holding hands and running from the edge of the paddling pool with its concrete dolphin we’d all stubbed our toes on sometime or other, and down into the steps in the shallow end, till we were waist deep, then sitting on the bottom. It was like running into a warm bath. I used to like to swim lengths, then. Push myself to see how many I could do, then float for a while, in the sun, before hauling myself out to go and bask on my towel, running the gauntlet of all the other cliques: sporty, bitchy, popular, daredevils, would-be Casanovas and admiring girls. And the odd girl who had a certain devil-may-care, rebellious, presence that fascinated and confused me. But that’s a whole other story!

The Mamas and the Pappas

Mamas and Papas - look at those clothes, it has to be seventies, I mean come on!The only Mamas and Papas song I remember hearing as a child was California Dreamin. I used to love it when it came on the radio. I got really into them in the early nineties at university and bought a tape which I played endlessly. (Apologies to any of my neighbours in the student residence if they’re reading.) I would lie there reminiscing on the mystical forever autumn (therefore nearly my birthday) village life that I thought I’d had.

However, on closer examination (i.e. a bit of google and wikipedia), I find that this group actually disbanded in the sixties with a brief reunion in 1971! So they hardly count as Seventies icons. What is it then, that made me put them on top of my list for this week’s popandcrisps posts? Could it be a distinct lack of guest blog submissions blocking up my inbox? Could it be that I fancied the big arse off Mama Cass (such a tragedy that she died of a heart attack and not a ham sandwich as the rumour goes)? Or could it be that I’m a sad old cowbag who is nostalgic for something that actually never was?

What am I doing here anyway? Is this some sort of fake nostalgia trip?

Answers on a post card. Or better still, on a submission to josie@popandcrisps.me.uk


Josie Henley-Einion, author, blogger, Legend in my own Living Room

Chopper Bikes

Chopper Bike on BBC article about relaunchThe Raleigh chopper bike was all the rage for boys in the late Seventies. At this time bikes were just bikes, not brightly coloured like the BMX in the eighties, not fashionable or trendy. Just a bike with a shopping basket if you were a girl and a crossbar if you were a boy. Before the chopper, you were only interested in any particular brand or style of bike if you were a mega bike enthusiast, or a racer. Like with trainers and sunglasses, back then people just wouldn’t ask, ‘What make have you got?’ Until the chopper came along. Suddenly if you didn’t have a chopper then you were a member of the underclass.

My next door neighbour (boy, of course) had a chopper. I wanted one so badly I could have killed for it. But girls didn’t have them. It was something about the saddle, you had to have a penis: there was a special slot for it or something. If a girl tried to ride a chopper then she would explode into tiny bits which would be eaten by wild dogs, or she’d be laughed at, which amounted to the same thing.

The boys that had choppers didn’t really ride them. They pushed them around and sat on them posing. They were status symbols rather than transport. Did you want a chopper? Were you the only one in your street to possess one? If so, please send me a blog post telling me what it was like to be so smug. Did you know that choppers have been relaunched?


Josie Henley-Einion, author, blogger, Legend in my own Living Room

The Queen’s Silver Jubilee 1977

Another contribution from Kim P Moody, now the Top Guest Blogger

What about the Queen’s Silver Jubilee celebrations in 1977? The twenty-fifth anniversary of her accession to the throne was officially commemorated on 6 February 1977.

Street party in Worcestershire, in the middle of the street - can you imagine that today?

Most of the celebrations took place on the weekend of Her Majesty’s official birthday, 6 June, starting with a Commemorative stuff for the queen being monarch for 25 yearsstring of bonfire beacons being lit across the country. On 7 June millions of people celebrated with post-war style street parties. In towns and villages roads were closed and tables and chairs brought out. Bunting and banners were strung from the street lamps and parties lasted throughout the day. Jelly, trifle and sandwiches were on the menu – as well as pop and crisps! In London alone, there were 4000 neighbourhood parties.

God Save The Queen record sleeve at www.sleevage.comPunk rock was popular then, and the Sex Pistols released a special song to celebrate the event. ‘God Save the Queen’ was an anarchistic, anti-monarchy song, which although banned from being broadcast during the celebrations, made the number 2 slot in the UK pop charts.

Not everyone was lucky enough to get to a street party. In my role as domestic DIY-er extraordinaire, I was confined to the loft space of our 1930s semi. During my earlier exploits of decorating and repair in the hallway I had managed to put a nail through a central heating pipe, which meant I had to drain the water from the system to carry out repairs; this in turn highlighted problems with valves and stopcocks in the loft.

Of course, pride wouldn’t allow assistance from a plumber, cost prevented it anyway, so, as it had to be fixed before work on Monday morning, I spent the weekend in doors, a lot of it in the loft. Probably the best place for me under the circumstances.

Playschool

Playschool logo from Floella Benjamin sitePlayschool was the first children’s program on in an afternoon when I got back from school. Before Playschool was the Testcard. Even when I was far too old to be watching it, I still watched it because there was nothing else to watch. (Well, yeah, I could have gone and played outside but that didn’t really occur to me.)

Playschool toysFloella Benjamin was my favourite presenter, I loved her name. I loved the way she looked with the beads on her plaits. I loved her voice and the way her eyes went wide when she was telling stories. There were other presenters such as Brian Cant, Johnny Ball and Derek Griffiths, all equally fabulous. They would play with toys (Big Ted, Little Ted, Jemima, Hamble and Humpty), read stories, look through the window (square window, round window or arch window) and sing songs.

Playschool windows from BBC Cult ClassicsThe technology of the windows was fabulous. This was pre Telletubbies and any other digital enhancements taken for granted by children today. When it was time to watch something, the presenter would chose a window to look through, the camera went to a closeup of the window of choice and the film appeared as if it was outside the window! Amazing!

There are some brilliant clips on BBC Cult Classics, which have taken me right back. So I’m off now to indulge in some telling the time nostalgia.


Josie Henley-Einion, author, blogger, Legend in my own Living Room

Hinge and Bracket

Dear Ladies DVD setThe Dear Ladies were Dr Evadne Hinge and Dame Hilda Bracket. They were two elderly, intellectual, musical women who sang light-hearted comedy songs and motored around the English countryside visiting fetes and eating cucumber sandwiches. They played croquet and talked about the vicar and were generally very genteel Englishwomen. Sometimes they argued and that was funny too. I loved them.

I planned that when I was an old lady, I would find another old lady, and we’d live together like Hinge and Bracket did and I’d suddenly develop this very upper class accent and learn to play croquet and eat cucumber sandwiches. This was my childhood vision of lesbianism. There were no other ‘strong women living together openly’ celebrities/characters on which to base my dream. I would be Hilda because she was the more tomboy-like one. And I would let someone like Evadne boss me around.

Gala Evenings with Hinge and BracketUnfortunately it was not to be. I discovered in the eighties, when watching Hinge and Bracket on TV with my mother (not the first choice of TV-watching companion as she tends to talk all the way through the best bits), she announced that you could tell because of his ankles. I asked what on earth she meant. She pointed to Hilda, who was bending to roll a bowling ball on the green, and said that his ankles were a man’s ankles so you could tell. The other one would pass, she reckoned, but Hilda was too obvious.

Aghast, I asked her to repeat and explain, please. She incredulously asked if I really hadn’t noticed after all this time that they were a couple of blokes in drag. Mortified and heartbroken at seeing my lesbian dream shattered, I refused to watch them any more. I felt deceived as I’d never seen them dressed as men, unlike other drag artists such as Kenny Everett and Dick Emery. I think the worst part of it was losing my lesbian icons as I’ve got no problem with men in dresses. Anyone who reads my novel will realise that actually I’ve got a bit of a ‘thing’ for men in dresses. Which might all have stemmed from my childhood penchant for Hinge and Bracket.

I’ve come back to them now, especially since some new DVDs have been released. I think they’re fabulous, and even though they are blokes, they remain the perfect image of elderly upper class lesbianism.

George Logan (Hinge) and Patrick Fyffe (Bracket) may you forever be Dear Ladies to me. www.hingeandbracket-official.co.uk


Josie Henley-Einion, author, blogger, Legend in my own Living Room

It’s Friday, it’s Five to Five and it’s Crackerjack!

 Michael Aspel in CrackerjackCrackerjack ran from 1955 to 1984, but it will be the years with Michael Aspel and Ed Stewart which will remain immortalised in my Seventies brain. Once we got Stu ‘Ooh I could crush a grape’ Francis and The Krankies, it became rather naff, or maybe that was me growing up.

Crackerjack was a game show for kids, at a time when game shows for adults were big. The Generation Game, Family Fortunes and Sale of the Century were huge but they all had nothing on Crackerjack because they lacked the one important thing for kids – and that’s kids! It’s all very well watching adults making complete arses of themselves, but get kids involved, being superior and winning prizes, and you’re on a winner.

Double or Drop was my favourite game. I’m not sure of the exact rules, but remember vaguely how it went. All the contestants had to stand each on a podium and hold a cabbage, then they’d be loaded with toys and games and stuff that you wanted. For every question you got right, you had a prize but you got a cabbage if you got it wrong, or something. If you dropped the cabbage you were out, and the winner was the one at the end with all the stuff still in their hands. What did they win? Well, the stuff of course! But the Crackerjack pencil was the real prize and everyone got one of those.


Josie Henley-Einion, author, blogger, Legend in my own Living Room

Soft Furnishings of the Seventies

Silver Jones (AKA EponaValkyrie)’s SIMS designs are Seventies influenced

EponaValkyrie designed bedroomAt 33, Silver is barely able to remember the Seventies, though she tells me that she loved to sit on her stuffed horse and watch Wonder Woman. However, not remembering the time has in no way diminished the flower-power capabilities of this fabulous artist, as can be seen by the designs she has kindly lent to me for popandcrispies’ perusal.

These are classic of the late-Sixties-early-Seventies era when flowers were big and bright colours compulsory. I do pity those poor SIMS though, as if they’re anything like my mother then they’ll be suffering their hippy home brew hangovers in front of that spaced-out bedroom wall.

Epona Groovy Flowers Set

Silver’s retro designs notched up thousands of downloads within the first week of being made available, so perhaps the Seventies have come back with a vengeance. These popular wallpaper sets are available to download at the EponaValkyrie SIMS Resource site. Just look for the word ‘groovy’.

EponaValkyrie Groovy Soft Furnishings set


EponaValkyrie SIMS Resource site.

Watch out, watch out, there’s a Humphrey about!

Humphrey on StuffWeLove.co.uk

Back when milk was delivered to your doorstep, Unigate started up an advertising campaign which may well be one of the first successful branding exercises of the modern age. Red and white stripes, or the phrase ‘watch out, watch out’ still engenders a response from the over thirties.

The advertisements generally featured a celebrity (such as Frank Muir or Arthur Mullard) enjoying a glass of milk. The glass was put to one side as there was something else going on. Then there would be a shout of ‘Watch out, watch out, there’s a Humphrey about!’ A red and white striped straw would appear from outside of the camera shot and the milk would be sucked up. Then when the drinker went back to the glass, it was empty. Shock! The milk was stolen! The precious milk which cannot be replaced!

There was much speculation on who or what the Humphrey was and whether in future adverts we would see him. We didn’t. He remains a mystery and is only identified by his name and the red and white straw.

Humphrey Mug on StuffWeLove.co.ukThere was an excess of merchandising for this red and white straw which perhaps made more money than the milk itself, who knows? I had a mug like this one (don’t you just love google?) and it was my favourite mug until I broke it by trying to boil some milk in it. This was before microwaves and I put the cold milk in the mug and put that onto the electric hob. Come on, I was only nine!

There were ties, hats, stickers and all sorts. Many of these are now collectable. I found out while researching this post that Humphrey watches were awarded to milkmen as incentives to sell more milk.

The downside of this successful campaign was that it coincided with me gaining a reputation for eating other people’s food. Certain members of my family and school started to say, ‘Watch out, watch out, there’s a Josie about’ and collapse in hilarity as if they were the funniest people in the world. Humph!

Photos linked from www.stuffwelove.co.uk/humphrey.htm


Josie Henley-Einion, author, blogger, Legend in my own Living Room

In the Navy

Andy Laker joined the Navy, here are his thoughts on that experience

Andy Laker looking dashing in the NavyIn April 1974 as a sixteen year old boy I joined the Royal Navy at HMS Ganges in Ipswich. I was woken that morning by my mother who walked with me to the bus stop. When it arrived she went off to work crying and unable to look back while I went into town to catch my train. That was it. I’d left home with no pomp and ceremony and no idea what I was letting myself in for. I’d woken up in Kent as a long haired spotty youth with curly brown hair that reached below my shoulders and by that evening I was in Suffolk with my head shaved being screamed at by a Chief Petty Officer for being a horrible little boy.

It was right in the middle of the glam rock era and I thought I looked good in my purple loons, stack heels and tank top, but the Chief wasn’t so impressed. Things were less politically correct in those days and he told me exactly what he thought of my clothes and exactly what he thought of me.

More than eighty of us had joined up that day and after we’d signed on the dotted line the Chief marched us off to the showers leaving all our clothes on our allotted bunks. When we returned our civvies had been taken away and replaced with a blue tee shirt and overalls. Over the next few days I was issued with numerous pieces of uniform and I didn’t see my civilian clothes again for several months.

By January 1975 I was a fully trained radio operator serving on board HMS Minerva inside the Arctic Circle during the Cod War. My Royal Navy training was a life changing shock, but looking back I enjoyed every second of it and I wouldn’t change it for anything, (well I might reconsider the tank top).